Comparisons

I have a friend who likes to compare things.

I said, "Perhaps it's unwise to compare The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire, because they are such different movies."

He said, "I'm a fan of comparing things."

I thought, Like people and...bread?

{This 12-grain bread is way better than Derek.}

At the end of the day, though, I think it's important for me to acknowledge that I really do like oranges a LOT better than apples. I mean, who doesn't? My friend may be right. Comparisons are basically always legitimate.