From now on, this is how I will interpret the following (internet lingo/overused acronyms/mortifying displays of shameful laziness):
LOL - Little Old Ladies ["What about them?" I shall ask.]
BRB - Bringing Rap Back ["Well, that sounds foolish and unnecessary," I might say.]
WTF - Why The Frown? ["No, silly! It's, 'Why so SERIOUS?'"]
BFF - Big Fat Friend ["Come now, would you say that to her face?"]
OMG - Orangutans Make Grapes ["...No they don't."]
IDK - I Don't Kare ["It's spelled with a 'c'. Besides, I think you DO care."]
SOL - Sort Of Lying ["You're either lying or you're not. Now I don't know what to believe."]
G2G - Going to Gary's ["Who's Gary?"]
Anyway, I'm sure there's more, but for now, I'm g2g.
Be Gone, bin Laden
13 years ago