Dante

Devil May Cry is cool.

Wait, better--Dante is so cool. What a bad-a, I mean really. With those guns, and that sick sword, and that white hair.

I remember this one time, when, a sword shot out of a wall and nailed Dante to the wall. So then he, like, pulls himself off the wall with the sword still anchored into the wood, hilt and everything just right through his body. Then he turns around and rips the sword off the wall and says something like, I think (if I remember), "Cool." Cause Dante's not much of a talker. Or a thinker. But, man, is he a bad-a.